"A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a little, furry ""hero"" named Frito, ready-or maybe just forced by the wizard of Goodgulf-to undertake the one mission which can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed ... Luscious Elfmaidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul-kiss the unwary to death-these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake."
